Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Joke to Lighten the Day!

Church Bulletin Bloopers:

~"For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs."

~"The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church."

~"The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession."

~"Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door."

~"Anointing of the sick ... If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request."

~"The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment."

~The sermon title this morning: WOMEN IN THE CHURCH
   The closing song: RISE UP, O MEN OF GOD

~The sermon this morning: CONTEMPORARY ISSUES # 3 ... EUTHANASIA
   The closing song: TAKE MY LIFE

~The sermon this morning: GOSSIP ... THE SPEAKING OF EVIL
   The closing song: I LOVE TO TELL THE STORY

I hope this has given you a little laughter in the middle of your busy day!

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